THIS IS MEANT TO BE A DISPLAY FONT AFTER ALL.
No skeletons were harmed in the making of this penguin.
This is an attempt to see how everything meshes together, so don't worry if not everything works right yet. Hopefully, though, it will soon look okay and we can move along.

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Has this ever happened to you? Old woman falls down stairs to the first landing, stands up looking dazed, then falls down the stairs to the bottom of the stairwell. She clambers up to the telephone and tries to dial 999. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the emergency services. And that's not the only thing that's changing. Nicer ambulances, faster response times, and better-looking drivers mean they're not just the emergency services, they're your emergency services. So remember the new number: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253! The old woman attempts to dial in the new number. That's: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253! Old Woman: 'ello? I've had a bit of a tumble.